This ‘n that

It’s time again for another “this ‘n that” column.

* How odd, huh? Almost all of the leaves that we’re on the trees around my house are gone now so you could say the leaves have left.

*A Successful man is someone who could brag about his accomplishments but prefers not to.

*Arachibutyrophobia – just in case you didn’t know it – is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

* This brief poem is on a plaque on the lawn at my son and daughter-in-law’s home. “

* Pun of the day: Two wrongs don’t make a right but two Wrights made an airplane.

Fractured weather forecast:

Today could bring up to 16 inches of new snow followed by lots of little kids on sleds.”

I was having a beer with friend one day recently and I nodded toward two guys sitting on the other side of the bar. I told my friend “There we are in 10 years.”

Then my friend said “That’s a mirror, stupid!”

Bob Batz

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